daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via allteensrelate)

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

(Source: radcoffee, via carry-on-my-wayward-gays)